no. 306 · Lv. 93 ♀
$GAGGRON
the rock-hard pokémon
nature: unhinged
ability: Pickup
💪 holding: Macho Brace
📖 the lore
QWERTY played over 950 times to find the right pokemon. one that could gag but not choke.
he found gaggron.
he will exist as a legend. this token and this page serve in his memory.
long live gaggron. 🪨
📊 base stats
HP
418
ATK
105
DEF
154
SPA
308
SPD
112
SPE
201
308 special attack and 201 speed on a steel-rock. with blaze kick and night shade. nothing about this should work. it did anyway.
TOTAL @ LV.91
1298
⚔️ moveset
Blaze Kick
Fire
85 / 90%
Night Shade
Ghost
= level / 100%
Spark
Electric
65 / 100%
Bite
Dark
60 / 100%
a steel-type with blaze kick and night shade. that's not a build, that's a personality disorder. one bite at a time.
🏆 the run
1
pokémon on team
950
attempts to get here
8
gyms cleared
W
champion
🎮
QWERTY
the runner who found him on attempt 950.
THE LEGEND
950 tries to find a pokémon that could gag but not choke. one of them was gaggron.
🔥 the gauntlet
brock
blaze kick'd a rock-type. felt rude.
down
perish song
supposed to KO him in 3 turns. he just left.
no-sold
regice (lv. 81)
destiny bond. minimize. agility. one wrong move and 950 attempts dies right here. night shade for 93 damage on repeat. every turn felt like a coin flip. gaggron gagged. didn't choke.
no-sold
the elite four
four type specialists. one rock-hard mon with 142 special attack.
down
ludicolo (final boss)
a dancing pineapple in a sombrero. the last thing standing between gaggron and the crown.
down
📜 what is kaizo ironmon?
one random starter — you get whatever the game gives you. that's your whole team.
no items in battle — no potions. no revives. you're on your own.
level cap — can't outlevel the next gym leader. skill only.
permadeath — one faint and the run is over. start again.
no legendaries — no easy mode. no cheese.
every trainer maxed — every fight is the hardest fight you've had so far.